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Cinco de Mayo

While the tourist season gets under way here in Boston and in New York our fair cities should brace themselves for the bepantylined flat butt waist jean wearing moms and pot bellied gum chewing smug look having dads to pollute our side walks And area starbucks, fake Irish “pubs”, and the zoo with their shitty new all white sneakers. This summer I am fighting back… I’ll let you tuck your faded pocket tee into your panties, dad, but leave the fly sneaks at home….